Conversations with someone in the office...
-------- Conversation #1 --------
Office person: Since we are moving, don't forget we should start binging and purging all of our old files.
Me: I think you mean we should purge our old files...not binge & purge or else we'd have to buy new office supplies and then throw them away.
Office person: oh right.
------- Conversation #2 ----------
Office Person: So close, but no guitar
Me: Guitar? I think it's cigar.
Office person: oh right.
2 Comments:
My male boss once told a female client about a plaintiff's attorney who was always trying to play "hide the salami" with him. He clearly meant "hide the ball" with respect to some evidence, but its still a classic.
Oh my . . . I bet I know who that was . . .
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