The other day at work, I'm sitting at my desk, totally focused on work. Sorting through an excel document with 1650 rows...so I'm knee deep in data. I feel someone behind me, I turn and almost scream - this little kid, about 5 or 6 yrs old is standing next to me rubbing a make-up brush all over his face. He looks like a miniature Harry Potter.

Scared the shit out of me. I said hello and he ran away. Damn that bring-your-kid-to-work-day thing.