Something funny that happened tonight on a phone call with my mom

Mom: The news today was that drugs were found at Anderson high school. Some kid got caught with crack cocaine.

Me: Oh that's nothing new, this kid that had the locker below me would try to sell me pills every single day. I always said no...he knew I was a nerd and wouldnt want it, but he always offered. I saw him on myspace recently and I think he's a DJ in Sacramento...random.

Mom: [laughing]

Me: Wait a second, lemme look him up on myspace. [pause] Oh, seems that his screen name is 'pocket bullets'

Mom: [still laughing]

Me: OH!!! Wait, check this out. His profile says "I'm still in school, going for my RN, I work as an EMT and an emergency room tech at one of the local trauma centers."

Mom: So he's still a drug dealer!!!!